textsfromhuecomundo:

(206): you’re by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway  
(925): I hate that you know that from experience

textsfromhuecomundo:

(206): you’re by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway  

(925): I hate that you know that from experience

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skyecandi:

overheard at the dominos I work at:

"pizza seller. I am going on a delivery and I need your strongest pizzas."

"you cannot handle my strongest pizzas, driver"

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thejokesterearth3alive:

hellyeahwhitevillainy:

Where we learn that the Mardu do have means of production besides raiding (and their shamans are airbenders that flap their arms to make wind), and that Temur ainok are evil.

The Temur section did not tell us about their Aven or Loxodon :( !

They failed to capture my essense

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subatomiccoffee:

If you don’t think the new mtg orcs are the coolest shit you can GET OUT OF MY FACE.

So many other fantasy worlds depict orcs as durdling savages, or nothing more than “large goblins”.

The Tarkir orcs appear honorable, intelligent, and strong. Not just pure-brute-force strong but “I have…

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thedisneyfan:

matching icons for u and ur friends

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punkmonksteven:

wolfthecreator:

swimsoots:

are you fucking kidding me hes beating his meat

Wow

"Food Pun" apron.

punkmonksteven:

wolfthecreator:

swimsoots:

are you fucking kidding me hes beating his meat

Wow

"Food Pun" apron.

(Source: globegander)

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tylerchokely:

i hate when babies cry like grow the fuck up and pay taxes 

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Anonymous said: Ditch ur gurl 4 mi , ur hot bby ;* ;*

Sorry my girlfriend likes Jack Black more than you do

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Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

(Source: grebnesieh)

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